Oooh, Baby Baby, B B B Ba-by

I have three friends who are expecting. Count them 1-2-3... One in April, one in May and one in June. So this year was the year of weddings. Next year is the year of the babies. I just wanted to let the world now how happy I am for all 3 of my friends!!! I cannot believe that this is happening. I am so happy for each and everyone of them!!!

And for those of you who are concerned......No we aren't pregnant or trying!....Yet.

You did WHAT?!?!

So when I arrive home last night Josh had started the laundry like a good husband. He remembered my gripe about how I think every load of laundry since we returned from Vegas has been done by ME!!! There was a load finishing as I got home so I came in and helped him fold it. He says to me I have something to tell you.....

Josh proceeds to tell me that he interviewed for a job as a photo lab/connect center manager at the Wal-Mart in Beaver Dam. Which for those of you who are experts in Wisconsin geography will note is NO WHERE NEAR Spring Green!!! MY first thought is "Isn't marriage a partnership where the husband and wife TOGETHER make difficult decisions about life and where we will move and changing jobs and everything. Second thought, Beaver Dam is an awful long way to drive to Madison too. I say.... I think that we should live in Sun Prairie then. That would be about halfway. He agrees.

I then proceed to through a barrage of questions out to him. Lecture him about not consulting me and get my panties in a bunch. To which the man of my dreams says. "Jess go have a drink or something, I don't care as long as it calms you DOWN!!!

The things that bothers me the most are a) he didn't talk to me about it, b) we have to decide almost immediately upon receiving the offer, c) the job starts after the first of the year and d) not only will we have the stress of the holidays we will have to pack move and clean!!!!!

I'll keep you posted.

If You Can't Return My Calls Don't Read My Blog!

I am frustrated! I have a friend that I have been trying to call since we returned from the honeymooning. I talked to her once, which was about a week after we got back. I have been trying to call her since then. It has been 2.5 weeks. I call several times a week trying to get ahold of her but to no avail. I leave message after message for her. I even popped off an e-mail...nothing!!!

Let me write this to try and make myself understand.....
We have been friends for YEARS!! I have even called her my BEST friend. We have helped each other through many of the hard times in life. In fact, we even both got married this year. How exciting is that? Right?

I am just confused! I know you are all thinking Jess it has only been 2.5 weeks it isn't like it has been years?!?! Well, it is just hard to go from talking several times a week like we have for the past year or so to nothing. I just hope everything is ok. Upon the confusion is the frustration of this: I know she is reading my blog. There is a program within the blog formatting which tells me where people are visiting me from. It tells me if you have been referred from another site or blog, or if you just typed in the address. One other thing is that it tells me the name of the internet service provider. So I figure it out. Plus, I know who most of my friends and families use as there internet service provider.

So I have made this an official rule of this website:
If you cannot return my phone calls do not read my blog!!

I'm Official!!!

I now have my Wal-Mart Associates discount card. I can now go CRAZY in a Wal-Mart and get my 10% discount!!!! WOO HOO!!! This is what I have been looking forward too!

Actually, it is just one of the many bonuses to being married to a wonderful, sweet and handsome man. I think I would have married him without the discount.......... I think.

Post-Wedding Depression

I am beginning to think that I have sunk into a post-wedding depression. I have heard that this happens. You know there was SO much stuff to do before the wedding and we were busy when we were on our honeymoon too. Now there isn't that. When we got home there was the name changing thing (It is hard getting used to being Mrs Honer...ugh), putting away the wedding gifts, and sorting through our stuff to give away, garage sale or just trash. Now there is NOTHING!!!! Ohh we have to pick out our pictures and place an order. That really isn't much. I come home to the laundry, dinner, dishes and cleaning.... It makes me want to cry!!

I was so INCREDIBLY crabby on Tuesday night. I had to deal with traffic slow ass traffic all the way home. What is exactly the deal? It seems as though since the time changed people forgot how to drive after dark. UGH NOTHING CHANGED THE GAS PEDAL IS STILL ON THE RIGHT!!!! Then I got home and there was a pile of laundry to do and Josh says to me...."what's for supper." I lost it! I said "you know I have been the one doing ALL the damned laundry since we got back you have been home for an hour, you can see this needs to be done, or you could have started dinner! It doesn't matter to me what we eat!" I then proceeded to wandering around the COLD house muttering things under my breath. My favorite topic was why the house needs to be so cold we aren't f'ing Eskimos we don't like in g' damned Alaska, can't we have heat like normal people? I determined that we couldn't be normal because that would be to EASY!!!!

I know that this will pass. But you look forward to something for so long. BANG it's OVER!!! Then you wonder where the time went. And since Josh and I were living in SIN to begin with there really isn't anything that feels different except that stupid last name change.....